I hate to (not so much) admit it, but I’ve been conducting an independent (#fakenews) investigation.  Here is what I’ve uncovered.  #billoreilly didn’t sexually harass anyone (#firstlie).  Everything he did was part of a #FoxNews undercover investigation (#lie2), code-named #handsize.  Here is what was learned:  #smallhands is president.  O’Reilly has smaller hands.  He lost the bet.  (spoiler alert)  Sexual harassment is real.

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