I want to announce today that I will NOT be a candidate for president in 2020.  I’m rejecting the call of the “Draft David” campaign’s attempt to get me to run.  (OK, the idea is mostly delusional on my part, but I think one guy wants me to run, but he’s here on a visa and can’t vote anyway).  So, if nominated, I will not run.  (Didn’t some guy say that before?)  If elected, I will not serve.  Wait!  That’s dumb.  Yeah, I’ll serve if elected.  I couldn’t be any worse than the dumbass there now.

Resist