I want to announce today that I will NOT be a candidate for president in 2020. I’m rejecting the call of the “Draft David” campaign’s attempt to get me to run. (OK, the idea is mostly delusional on my part, but I think one guy wants me to run, but he’s here on a visa and can’t vote anyway). So, if nominated, I will not run. (Didn’t some guy say that before?) If elected, I will not serve. Wait! That’s dumb. Yeah, I’ll serve if elected. I couldn’t be any worse than the dumbass there now.
Resist
What would be the hallmarks of a Valade presidency?